THE SHY LIFE PODCAST

THE SHY LIFE PODCAST - 814: PLAYING THE FOOL WITH THE YETI SPAGHETTI GANG!

Today, in episode 814, things go wrong during the recording of an April Fool's Day episode of The Yeti Spaghetti Show which was originally a test broadcast LIVE from outer space; although sadly things did not quite go to plan. However, as usual the show is introduced by Cromitty and Yeti Uncle John and their special guests are Grizzly and Charlotte! Along the way the gang experienced technology issues and some pre-recorded material was played whilst Ikk put things back together again! This material includes a previously unreleased article recorded with Paul and Toppie Smellie which was originally intended for Round The Archives, before it sadly went on hiatus. There are also some additional agony aunt recordings concerning rollerskating mice! Thank you to Grizzly, Gianluca and Toppie Smellie for his help with this edition. Our next show, #815 sees Paul and Martin Holmes returning to 1979 as the decade is about to change! Do join us! Email us at shyyeti@yahoo.co.uk if you have comments - you can even send audio and I'll include it. The music is by Udio and Various Artists. Sound effects are by Shy Yeti and Pixabay. Logo by Shy Yeti. All content is Copyright Paul Chandler, 2026. Episode 814 was recorded on the 23rd February 2026, with the article recorded on the 15th March 2025 and agony aunt letters recorded on 12th April 2026. Cuthbert's commentary was recorded on the 15th April 2026.

THE SHY LIFE PODCAST - 813: HUBERT GENTRY CLEARS THE AIR!

Here we are for episode 813! In which Hubert puts his cards on the table about some recent secrets and we have extra material to share! Mamma Yeti talks about her wedding day, whilst Paul shares his recent good news with Birthday Twin Andy, Paul From School, Calum W and Best Friend Harry! We also have a surprise film review! Thanks to everyone involved in the making of this edition! Our next episode, #814 sees us muddling through the most shambolic episode of THE YETI SPAGHETTI yet! Do  join us! Email us at shyyeti@yahoo.co.uk if you have comments - you can even send a sound-file and I'll include it. The music is by Udio, Luca and Shy Yeti. Sound effects are by Shy Yeti and Pixabay. Logo by Shy Yeti. All other content is Copyright Paul Chandler, 2026. Episode 813 was recorded on the 13th December 2025, with extra material with Mama Yeti recorded on the 10th November 2025 and good news about Paul and Grizzly spread around some of his besties between the 26th December 2025 and the 31st March 2026.

THE SHY LIFE PODCAST - 812: SHY YETI LIVE FROM OUTER SPACE! (APRIL 2026!)

Here we are for episode 812! In which Mister Yeti has been having MORE technical difficulties and so has a different kind of episode to share whilst he gets things back on track. This time he goes LIVE from Outer Space thanks to a little help from Ikk. He presents a number of different chats - from the return of lost Dr Who episodes, plus a quiz - not to mention some rather bizarre chat and a new scary short story entitled PLAYING MERRY HELL... There are also Agony Aunt letters that focus on the problem of angry fruit and vegetable, not to mention plenty of music to keep us going whilst doing the hoovering! All this and Paul describes the view, checks in with the chatroom and says hi to some of the regulars! Our next episode, #813 sees us finally catching up with Hubert Gentry to find out what he's been doing and what his theories are about Charlotte Shade! Do join us! Email us at shyyeti@yahoo.co.uk if you have comments - you can even send a sound-file and I'll include it. The music is by Shy Yeti, Muffleyontour, Luca and Udio. Sound effects by Paul C and Soundbible. Logo by Shy Yeti. All other content is Copyright Paul Chandler, 2026. Episode 812 was recorded on Friday 3rd April 2026.

THE SHY LIFE PODCAST - 811: A 4TH HELPING OF YETI SPAGHETTI!

Here we are for episode 811! In a change to the advertised episode Cromitty and Yeti Uncle John present a 4th helping of The Yeti Spaghetti Show with special guests, Paul and Bettina! You'll find a whole assortment of anecdotes, Cromitty has tales of his strange inventions, Yeti Uncle John speaks about life on the Ostrich Farm, Paul tells of more live poetry shows in front of a yeti audience and Bettina regales us with stories of an ex-fiance! All that and much more! Our next episode, #812 sees us catching up with Hubert Gentry to find out where he vanished to recently.  Do join us! Email us at shyyeti@yahoo.co.uk if you have comments - you can even send a sound-file and I'll include it. The music is by Shy Yeti, Muffleyontour, Luca and Udio. Sound effects by Paul C and Soundbible. Logo by Shy Yeti. All other content is Copyright Paul Chandler, 2026. Episode 811 was recorded on the 19th September 2025.

THE RAISIN INVASION (EXCLUSIVE SLP MIX #810, MARCH 2026)

This is an exclusive version of THE RAISIN INVASION from 2026's THE UNLIKELY RETURN OF SHY YETI album (originally recorded in 2024.) It is made up of two previously ununsed mixes of the song and was presented on episode 810 of THE SHY LIFE PODCAST in mid-March 2026. This is an additional clean download of the song, which is not interrupted by speaking from the podcast.

THE SHY LIFE PODCAST - 810: FAKE NEWS AND FUR-BALLS! (THE ARRIVAL OF OLI!)

Here we are for episode 810! In which Paul is confused by the loss of a new recruit but thankfully he has just recorded with his new friend, Oli and can share that recording! Meanwhile Cromitty and YUJ are falling for all kinds of nonsense facts! We also learn a little more about the news that French Teacher Alex revealed in our last show! Also, in the month that his new album, THE UNLIKELY RETURN OF SHY YETI is released; we present an exclusive mix of the song, THE RAISIN INVASION which does not feature on the album. Thanks to Oli and Alex for their help and to Frederik for the use of a clip from episode 805. Our next show, #811 sees Paul and Martin discuss some of the rising stars of the new decade... well, the 1980s, at least! Do join us! Email us at shyyeti@yahoo.co.uk if you have comments - you can even send audio and I'll include it. The music is by Udio and Various Artists. Sound effects are by Shy Yeti and Pixabay. Logo by Owen O and Shy Yeti. All content is Copyright Paul Chandler, 2026. Episode 809 was recorded on the 30th January 2026 (Oli) and the 8th February 2026 (Alex).

THE SHY LIFE PODCAST - 809: GEEKY PANDA AND THE RETURN TO YETI ISLAND!

Here we are for episode 809! In which Geeky Panda gets a look around the lab and there is even more nonsense than usual! Meanwhile, Paul shares an audio diary from his final trip to The Little Island in 2025. All this and Paul also receives surprise news from his French Teacher, Alex... We also have a new song called YOU'RE A TEASE (BUT YOU PLEASE ME) which features on the forthcoming Mr Yeti's new album, THE UNLIKELY RETURN OF SHY YETI... However this is an alternate version of the song (VERSION 14), exclusive to this episode rather than the versions that feature on the new album. Our next episode, #810 sees us wondering where exactly our new recruit, Frederik has gotten to... will Paul have an ace up his sleeve just in case of emergencies! Thanks Geeky Panda and also to Alex for their help with this edition of the show and also to Mark and Fi for being excellent hosts during my return trip to the Isle Of Wight!! Do join us! Email us at shyyeti@yahoo.co.uk if you have comments - you can even send a sound-file and I'll include it. The music is by Shy Yeti, Muffleyontour, Luca and Udio. Sound effects by Paul C and Soundbible. Logo by Owen O and Shy Yeti. All other content is Copyright Paul Chandler, 2026. Episode 809 was recorded in a number of segments - Geeky Panda's recordings were made on the 3rd August 2025, the Isle of Wight diary was recorded between the 10th and the 14th October 2025 and Alex's appearance was recorded on the 8th February 2026.

SQUEAKY KERFUFFLE (12 INCH REMIX)

An extended version of this track for end of THE STRANGE WORLD OF SHY YETI album! Plenty of opportunity for dancing!

THE DANCE OF THE STONES (VERSION 3)

This third version of THE DANCE OF THE STONES for THE STRANGE WORLD OF SHY YETI has more of a indie dance pop feel!

THE DANCE OF THE STONES (VERSION 2)

The second version of this song on THE STRANGE WORLD OF SHY YETI album! It's sort of in the style of a mid-80s indie band such as Propaganda.